Thursday, August 6, 2009

Williams Wall at 100%, Pack, Bears ask for bailout

A Judge has ruled that the Williams boys will be able to play without distraction this season by postponing their trial regarding a dietary suppliment they took until after the 2009 season is over. In a related and pitiful move, both the Pack and the Bears have asked for bailout funds to stem the losses they expect to see after being flogged mercilessly all season by the purple headed warriors and finishing 5-11 and 6-10 respectively.

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