Gearing up for the Republican Primaries

Is it too early to get excited about the complete G.O.P shit show that is about to unfold this summer? I, for one, am completely stoked to see this go down. Just look at some of the fine personalities that will vie for a presidential bid...


Ahh - leading the pack with some early season PR antics, we have everybody's favorite boss, "The Donald".... Guess what, D?! That crap about Obama not being a US citizen has been beaten to death.... nice try, but You're fired!








She's special, isn't she? What a peach.










OK - no idea who did this, but serious props to the uncovering of the Michelle Bachmann / Bat-boy "separated at birth" photo. Maybe Trump should be checking this shit out...






Another fine shot of Ms. Bachmann....











And here we have everyone's *other* favorite Minnesotan, Gov. Tim Pawlenty, seen here looking very presidential holding a pinner pike...









And then there's our boy from Utah, Sen. Romney....

Great picture, man... What in the hell's about to go down here?







Newt Gingrich is pondering a run...










And, last but *certainly* not least, rumor has it that Sen. John McCain may throw his hat in the ring again....


Should be a BLAST! I can't wait!