Gotta love country music.

The existence of this little ditty was recently brought to my attention. As YouTube is quickly becoming the de facto repository for all human knowledge, (from useful to useless, its almost all there), I was able to find a recording of the song. High in the running for the "Most Contrived Lyrics, Even for a Country Music Song" award, you really gotta hand it to the guy who stooped low enough to write, "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew My Ass All Day".