The pentagon announced today that it will spend an additional $52mil to speed up the delivery of this little guy, the "MOP" - Massive Ordinance Penetrator. While the 30-ton explosive is, indeed, a force to be reckoned with, I think that they could have saved the $52mil by instead dropping vikes defensive end Jared Allen on fools instead.
Seriously, dropping a raving maniac like Allen on some unsuspecting targets to scare the living shit out of them would carry a huge psychological effect that no bomb, no matter how big the bang, could deliver.
"Rambo, John J.". Go Vikes!
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