Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Kearney, Nebraska - a vacation paradise!

Wow - forget Iowa. if you find yourself looking to take a fine midwest vacation this winter, why not consider lovely Kearney, Nebraska. Centrally located in the middle of nowhere along the Platte River, picturesque Kearney guarantees to deliver a true midwest experience. With nothing for 400 miles to block the wind, you can bet it'll feel like winter outside, as you stay nice and warm in your room at one of the many fine hotels here in town. Want a Super 8, Comfort Inn, Motel 6, Days Inn, or Best Western hotel experience? Well then Kearney is for you! They have several of each!

But what about fine dining? Well shoot - It doesn't get any finer than Perkins, does it?

Joking aside, if you do ever happen to find yourself with a day (or 2, as in our case) to kill in Kearney, you'd better do yourself a favor and head down to the Platte River Brewery. Adam brews up a fine selection of hand crafted brews in a cool little establishment just off Central avenue, across from the tracks. This place is solely responsible for me not going ballistic at being stuck here for two days... I can't WAIT to get the repair bill.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Lexington, NE

Here's a great riddle... What does a Jeep Cherokee transfer case (pictured here) and Lexington, Nebraska have in common? Answer: A problem with the first has led me to get to love the other, or something like that. Yes - Hank has taken a shit on me. Hopefully the problem is only a failed gasket in the transfer case. What ever it was, I coated I-80 with the transfer case fluid just seconds prior to making a high speed manouver across two lanes at 85mph to land us safely in lovely Lexington, NE. Fortunatly, Hank was properly stocked with Linenkugel's beer, lessening the blow of the mechanical failure. Also, the Vikes are IN THE PLAYOFFS as the reigning NFC North Champions, and the late game is a "Do or Die" for arch-rivals Denver and San Diego. Ho Ho! AND I don't have to drive until 2am to get home! Of course, this sucker might hit me for a grand or more in fix-it costs...

Saturday, December 27, 2008

That does it... Iowa Sux!

From the Iowa DOT:

I-380: Roadway is completely covered with ice.

The roadway is completely covered with ice. Towing services are prohibited.


Real nice. Per the last post - I LOVE THIS PLACE.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Iowa.

This is a photo of Northern Iowa on Saturday.Real nice place to be this time of year. Shortly after this was taken, the snowfall picked up, whipped to a frenzy by the 30 knot winds. Dandy. Just dandy. I love this place.

Stupid Pack.

Well, what I had hoped for last night looks a lot like what is happening in the picture below, it was not to be. Rather, the stinking Bears tied the game late, and then rolled over the witless pack in OT for an uncontested field goal to win the game. Just Dandy guys. I hope you loose to Detroit next week.

Monday, December 22, 2008

GO PACK!!!

Ho HO! After a season of talking trash, the Vikes now need the Pack to destry the Bears tonight to grab a playoff slot. Knowing the sneaky pack, they'll pooch this just to spite the Purple Headed Warriors. Go Pack!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Snow in Colorado

Thanks to the State of Colorado DOT website,
I was able to do some recon on the road conditions across our lovely state this morning. This is a picture of Wolf Creek Pass north of Pagosa a short while ago. Looks nice. But what about heading north to I-70 through Grand Junction? Nice try, but no luck:

US 550 Red Mtn Pass
Existing Conditions: (sno)(icy)(snpk)
Restrictions in Place: CLOSED. Snow slide. Avalanche control crews working.
Comments: CLOSED. Snow slide. Avalanche control crews working.


Hmm - how about continuing through Pagosa straight west to I-25?

CO 17 Cumbres-La Manga passes
Existing Conditions: (icy)(snpk)
Restrictions in Place: Chains all commercial vehicles, including buses, vans 16+ capacity.
Comments: Chains all commercial vehicles, including buses, vans 16+ capacity.


Ok - we could try that. Let's see what it looks like in Pagosa:

Hmmmm - doesn't look good.


Tuesday, December 16, 2008

18 inches of the Fresh.

FINALLY! I kick down a month ago on a BOLD and BEAUTIFUL piece of American engineering in the form of the Ariens Model 11528 Professional grade snow blower and I am forced to WAIT 3 weeks for the first real snowfall of the year. I would curse mother nature at this point, but that's about as lucky as mooning the vicker. How real you ask? Well, 18-19" inches of champagne powder here with more than 3 feet above 10,000ft. With 6-10 inches expected here tonight and more to follow tomorrow evening, WINTER IS ON here in the San Juan Mountains!! Woooo - Hooo! Believe it or not, we grilled steaks on these last night. The light was bad, but you can see the results of my morning's handiwork with the Snow Thrower in this photo. The white thing on the left is the car. Let it be know here, once and for all, that a Ford Focus Wagon IS HANDS DOWN THE WORST @#(*&^$@%^ VEHICLE I HAVE EVER - *EVER* - had the misfortune to have had to operate in snowy conditions. How serious am I about this? $3500 ask, $3250 if you tell me you saw it here first. 2001, DOHC, Cali Car, 112,000mi, auto, Serious AZ-grade Tint, 20-inch Lorenzar's, Street-Demon engine chip, twin 18" subs, 400W Pounding stereo, blood red shag roof / platinum white pleather interrior, dice, good-runner. This here is a very tense video sequence of the action earlier today out in the driveway. I had the Ariens Model 11528 Pro grade snow thrower locked into full 2-wheel drive for *FULL POWER*, which made turning the 200+ pound thing quite a challenge. As I complete the turn and am about to commit to another thrilling run down the driveway, I am surprised (happily) to see my good buddy and neighbor approching accompanied by the vicious, yet wise, attack-dog "Ari". As it turns out, he has been wrestling with his own machine all morning, trying to get it started so that he too can experience the "thrill of battle" with the flacid white foe laying at our feet. As can be seen, I pause my endeavor, and we take council. Ari, in his wisdom, suggests that we all meet at the site of the offending machine, and focus our energies on expelling the evil newt that has obviously taken residence in the fuel line over the summer. How wise, Ari... How wise. After some poking around, we dump PURE HIGH OCTANE FUEL striaght into the cylinder, replace the plug, and hit the start button. With a quiet fury born of Thor, the god of Thunder, the Yard King roars to life, it's throaty growl echoed in our cheers, and the ferocious barks of Ari.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Vikes Route Cardinals, put The Fear on the Bears.

Don't look now, but the Vikes are playing inspired football late in December. Chicago stepped up against New Orleans on Thursday night, making the game in AZ this weekend a "must win" for the nobel Purple Headed Warriors. The team aptly accepted the challenge, pounding the hapless Cardinals in what can only be described as a brutal mob-style hit in the desert. Ho Ho! With a win this Sunday against the Falcons, Chicago's season will be over, and the Vikes can prepare to shower themselves in post-season glory. It will be a tough game, even in the Dome. I look forward to watching the match from within the borders of the Northland. Sorry mom - I'll be drinking beers at your house on Sunday! In other news, the wayward Pack continues to wallow in shame, dropping yet another game in what has turned from a bad strech of track to a season gone completely off the rails. Truly a gift of Joy in this fine holiday season.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Sunrise this morning.

Taken from my POS camera phone. Sorry about the quality. This is east over the HD mountains (the old HD Ranch) towards Pagosa Springs.